Golf?

Had a bit of a black hole showing up in my schedule. Thursday, I ended up getting a flight out to Chicago that has me touching down at 9 a.m. The Con doesn't start letting us set up until 3 p.m., and my hotel check-in is also at 3 p.m.
Then I noticed that there's a lot of public golf courses around my hotel. I haven't played in about four years, but I was positively giddy when I sent in a tee time for 10:45 a.m. I'll post my scorecard for what can only be one of the worst round of nine holes ever (nine, because I do need to be done by 2:30 p.m.). And yes, I play with a strict code of honor. So it might be painful seeing some of those 10s pop up, but I do hope to only bogie on at least 1-2 holes.